What to do while tired of browsing and networking? (Funny)

Even a cybersurfer often gets tired of checking the websites of that ilk. At that time of exhaustion he/she can do the following tasks:

1. Open a social networking site and ............. close it (as he is tired).
2. Write a word on the paper with pencil and ............ rub it and .............do this 10 times (if less tired).
3. Breathe deeply and ........  think which ice cream flavour you like the most.
4. Play with your mouse............ if there is one in your house.
5. Press on the following buttons of your keyboard: j e e g e t . b l o g s p o t . c o m